For those who haven't heard the song:
Emo Song
Emo Song Lyrics
I'm going to re write it (Well, I'll get my creative friend to do it cause I'm stressing over the Con) so it's making fun of cloud.
About a minute through I'm going to stop, pull my shirt out a little bit and look down and say "Okay, I have boobs"
I'll pat my hair and say " I don't have spikes"
I'll pick up a mirror and look at my self, and then drop the mirror to the ground and go " what the hell am I singing this for? I'm not cloud.." and then walk off stage.
If I have the time...I'm thinking about adding a scene in. xD We only have 2 minutes for a monologue.